Fez Quote #934
Quote from Fez in We Will Rock You
Jackie: Fez? You came back.
Fez: Jackie, I need to tell you something, something about you and me.
Jackie: Really?
Fez: Yes. This whole time, I was off making out with that girl, and all of a sudden it felt wrong.
Jackie: It did?
Fez: Yes. I shouldn't have been with her. I should have been with you.
Jackie: Oh, my God. Fez, I've wanted to hear that for so long. I feel the same way.
Fez: And I realized something, and I want everyone to know it! Jackie Burkhart and I are in love... with disco!
Jackie: Wait. What?
Fez: Yeah, and I will not stand by and let you set fire to these musical booty-shaking masterpieces.
[As Fez gestures with his arms, he knocks over a lantern and sets the bonfire ablaze]
Fez: That's unfortunate.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘We Will Rock You’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: What do you guys have against disco? It's the only thing white people can dance to.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Disco sucks, man. It's painful to listen to. It makes me wanna shoot myself. It's the musical equivalent of Jackie.
Quote from Fez
Jackie: Fez, guess what I just got. The new Village People album!
Fez: How many songs can they write about where men go to massage each other? [reads track list] The Navy. These boys never let me down!