Jackie Quote #504
Quote from Jackie in Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
Christine St. George: Good morning, Jackie. How are you enjoying your time behind the scenes at the fifth largest TV market in Wisconsin?
Jackie: I don't know. I'm working pretty hard.
Christine St. George: Well, good.
Jackie: Oh, here are your messages, Miss St. George.
Christine St. George: Great.
Jackie: And, uh, I also made a new fresh pot of coffee.
Christine St. George: Wonderful.
Jackie: And I sharpened the pencils on your desk.
Christine St. George: You... Are you a complete moron? Those pencils were a gift from Jane Pauley.
Jackie: Well, they still say, "Love and kisses, Jane Pau."
Christine St. George: How would you like it if I ruined something of yours? [smashes mug]
Jackie: That was your mug.
Christine St. George: My Ted Koppel mug! Listen, my job as TV host is to be happy. And your job is to keep me happy. You screw up one more time and you're out of here. Okay, everybody, let's do a super good show.
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Quote from Kitty
Red: Ah, Kitty. Making brownies for breakfast?
Kitty: No. Brownies have too much sugar to be a healthy breakfast. Here, have some Fun Time Snack-A-Doodles. [hands Red a box of brightly-colored cereal]
Quote from Leo
Leo: There's my girl.
Donna: Hi, Leo. Leo, you didn't have to get me chocolates.
Leo: Chocolates? That's my lunch.
Donna: Leo, look. I'm really flattered that you like me, but I can't be your girlfriend.
Leo: Is it because I'm Black?
Donna: You're not Black.
Leo: So, it's not that then. I know what it is. You like that Randy guy.
Donna: What? No, I don't.
Leo: Yes, you do. So I think maybe it's best if we stop seeing each other.
Donna: Wait a minute, you're breaking up with me?
Leo: I'm sorry, but I just can't date a racist.
Quote from Kitty
Christine St. George: [on TV] Before we bring on the tap-dancing parrot, I have a correction to make from yesterday's show.
Kitty: Red. She's gonna say my name. Are you taping it? Do you know how to use the machine?
Red: Yes, I know how to use the machine.
Christine St. George: Those brownies I so enjoyed were made by the talented and lovely Kitty Forshack.
Kitty: Forshack?
Christine St. George: No, no, that doesn't sound right. Ah! Forman. Kathy Forman.