Christine St. George: Good morning, Jackie. How are you enjoying your time behind the scenes at the fifth largest TV market in Wisconsin?
Jackie: I don't know. I'm working pretty hard.
Christine St. George: Well, good.
Jackie: Oh, here are your messages, Miss St. George.
Christine St. George: Great.
Jackie: And, uh, I also made a new fresh pot of coffee.
Christine St. George: Wonderful.
Jackie: And I sharpened the pencils on your desk.
Christine St. George: You... Are you a complete moron? Those pencils were a gift from Jane Pauley.
Jackie: Well, they still say, "Love and kisses, Jane Pau."
Christine St. George: How would you like it if I ruined something of yours? [smashes mug]
Jackie: That was your mug.
Christine St. George: My Ted Koppel mug! Listen, my job as TV host is to be happy. And your job is to keep me happy. You screw up one more time and you're out of here. Okay, everybody, let's do a super good show.