Jackie Quote #499
Quote from Jackie in Sweet Lady
Jackie: Christine St. George? Hi, Jackie Burkhart.
Christine St. George: Yes, the roving hairbrush reporter. How did you get past reception?
Jackie: Well, I really wanted to talk to you, so I asked Fez if I could deliver your hair products.
Christine St. George: Oh. Oh. Well, I'm glad you did. Because now that I see you standing in a television studio, I think you have a solid career ahead of you. As a delivery girl. Can I validate your parking?
Jackie: But Miss St. George, please. If you would just give me a chance. Look, I know I have what it takes to be on TV. I own three of them! I also know everything about you. What you like, what you don't like. What you wear.
Christine St. George: Dear, these are skills I could teach a monkey. And as a matter of fact, I did. Episode 427.
Jackie: Oh.
Christine St. George: But here's the good news. I like you. You've got spirit. No. Moxie, yes. Wait! No, it's gumption. Oh, there's a word for it and I can't think what it is. Oh, well. The point is, look, you have a job if you want it, as my assistant.
Jackie: Really? Yes. I'll take it!
Christine St. George: Okay.
Jackie: I have a job in television! Oh, wait, wait, do I get to say What's Up Wisconsin?
Christine St. George: You can answer the phone any way you like.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sweet Lady’ Quotes
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Donna: Hyde. That's not gonna happen. He's not into me like that and he knows I'm getting over a break-up.
Hyde: Come on, man. Don't you know how guys think?
Donna: Not really. The only guy I have ever been with was Eric, and as far as I know, a typical guy's thoughts are, "Who would win in a fight? Bigfoot or Chewbacca?"
Quote from Red
Red: See, that's the thing about marriage. No one tells you about the three rings. There's the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Quote from Jackie
Fez: Well, if it isn't Miss Mooch, my unemployed roommate. What would you like to mooch today? My cheese puffs? My Yoo-hoo? My Oil of Olay?
Jackie: Fez, I want to find work, but it's really hard. I spent all morning going to every store in the mall. And when I find the right outfit, I'm gonna look for a job.