Fez Quote #867

Quote from Fez in Fun It

Fez: Well, Randy, it looks like I've saved the day. Fatso is back on his bun.
Randy: So all the bolts are nice and tight?
Fez: Yes, of course. I used a catchy little jingle, righty loosey, lefty tighty. That clown ain't going nowhere.
[When Fez pats the clown on the back, its body falls onto the road and smashes to pieces]
Fez: Shotgun! [all run]
Donna: I'm keeping the nose.

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Quote from Hyde

Donna: We don't need the keys. I'll hotwire that son of a bitch.
Randy: What's the big deal? I'll just ask Red if I can borrow the car.
Hyde: Uh, while you're at it, why don't you ask Red if your ass can borrow his foot?

Quote from Bob

Bob: [on TV] I'll always remember where I was when I heard the news that Fatso was stolen. I was reading the paper in the can. It was the same way with Kennedy.

Quote from Hyde

Hyde: I remember my first crime. Grand theft tricycle. I did three days in the crib for that job.