Kelso Quote #845
Quote from Kelso in You're My Best Friend
Kelso: I still can't believe our little Hyde went off and married a Las Vegas stripper.
Fez: Yeah. Now we have to get him a present. What says, "Congratulations on your wedding, I want to nail your wife"?
Kelso: Oh, we should get him one of those big electric knives! Those suckers will cut right through your hand.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘You're My Best Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kelso: So, Saturday night, you and that husband of yours got any big plans?
Kitty: Well, we sure do. First he's taking me on The Love Boat and then he is taking me to Fantasy Island. "Ze plane, ze plane!" I love that guy, he is so little.
Quote from Leo
Leo: All right guys, sit back and enjoy the show. [music plays]
Hyde: Uh, Leo, when does the show start?
Leo: This is the show, man.
Randy: Where's the stripper?
Leo: What do we need a stripper for? We got a giant cake!
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: You know, the thing about being a cop is, we may look like normal people, I mean, I don't, obviously, but we have to go through rigorous training to be able to withstand any kind of mental, physical, or emotional pain. [eats ice cream] Ah, brain freeze! Make it stop! Make it stop!