Kelso Quote #846

Quote from Kelso in You're My Best Friend

Kelso: Bachelor party? That is awesome! Okay, the first guy that throws up has to pay for everything! No, wait, that's always me. Uh, okay, the second guy... Ah, that's me, too. Awesome. I'm paying.

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 ‘You're My Best Friend’ Quotes

Quote from Kitty

Kelso: So, Saturday night, you and that husband of yours got any big plans?
Kitty: Well, we sure do. First he's taking me on The Love Boat and then he is taking me to Fantasy Island. "Ze plane, ze plane!" I love that guy, he is so little.

Quote from Leo

Leo: All right guys, sit back and enjoy the show. [music plays]
Hyde: Uh, Leo, when does the show start?
Leo: This is the show, man.
Randy: Where's the stripper?
Leo: What do we need a stripper for? We got a giant cake!

Quote from Kelso

Kelso: You know, the thing about being a cop is, we may look like normal people, I mean, I don't, obviously, but we have to go through rigorous training to be able to withstand any kind of mental, physical, or emotional pain. [eats ice cream] Ah, brain freeze! Make it stop! Make it stop!