Kelso Quote #851
Quote from Kelso in You're My Best Friend
Kelso: I'll take care of this. Ah, listen, Sergeant, ah, I think there was, like, a big misunderstanding. See, I was supposed to arrest these guys on trumped-up charges and then take 'em to a bachelor party in the police car and then we were gonna watch some strippers dance and get drunk. But I was totally gonna be back by the end of my shift. Isn't that hilarious?
[cut to Kelso joining the guys in the jail cell:]
Kelso: That lady has no sense of humor.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘You're My Best Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kelso: So, Saturday night, you and that husband of yours got any big plans?
Kitty: Well, we sure do. First he's taking me on The Love Boat and then he is taking me to Fantasy Island. "Ze plane, ze plane!" I love that guy, he is so little.
Quote from Leo
Leo: All right guys, sit back and enjoy the show. [music plays]
Hyde: Uh, Leo, when does the show start?
Leo: This is the show, man.
Randy: Where's the stripper?
Leo: What do we need a stripper for? We got a giant cake!
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: You know, the thing about being a cop is, we may look like normal people, I mean, I don't, obviously, but we have to go through rigorous training to be able to withstand any kind of mental, physical, or emotional pain. [eats ice cream] Ah, brain freeze! Make it stop! Make it stop!