Kitty Quote #667
Quote from Kitty in Bohemian Rhapsody
Donna: I still can't believe Red caught you in the bathroom with the guys' stash. Someone is getting a tie-dyed apron for their birthday.
Kitty: No, I just... I wanted to see what all the hubbub was about. I mean, I was skeptical about Tupperware, and that was life-changing! [records] Anyway, Eric, I suffered the consequences, your father gave me a very stern talking-to.
[flashback:]
Red: Kitty, when we got married, we took a vow to be together through sickness and in health. But nobody said anything about what to do if your wife turns into a dope fiend.
[As Kitty looks at Red and Hyde, the background behind them sways]
Red: You're a nurse, for God's sake! You know this stuff is bad news!
Hyde: Bad news isn't the half of it. Here are the facts. When the smoke hits the brain, the cells start dying. This process causes impaired judgment and hallucinations and a lot of other wonderful things.
[Kitty laughs as she sees Red distorted into a tall, stick figure and Hyde distorted into a short, squat figure]
Red: Is it Eric going away? Is that why you used this stuff? Kitty, if you were feeling blue, you didn't have to turn to drugs. I would have made you a martini.
Kitty: [laughs]
Red: What's so damn funny?
Hyde: Is it the big head thing?
[present:]
Kitty: I hardly felt a thing.
Donna: You ate a whole box of uncooked spaghetti.
Kitty: I needed something crunchy.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, let's see, where to start? Well, your father and I were furious when we caught you boys in that smoky basement. The minute you left for the airport, we went down there to do what the Feds call "a sweep."
[flashback:]
Kitty: How dare you boys smoke up my house when you know how hard I work to keep it smelling lemony fresh!
Red: You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room!
Quote from Fez
[flashback:]
Red: Two bags?
Hyde: I've never seen those before in my life. Your son has a real problem!
Red: Kitty, I want you to take this garbage and flush it down the toilet.
Kitty: I am just glad that we caught you boys before this became an everyday thing.
Red: Is that all of it?
Hyde: Yes, sir, that's all of it.
Fez: Now there is nothing left for us to do but to smoke Candy Land. I mean, I mean, play Candysmoke. [Red finds a baggy in the game] I mean... Ay, no.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: And so I flushed it all down the toilet and everyone learned a lesson.
Donna: Why don't you tell Eric what else happened?
Fez: Oh, let me, let me.
Kitty: Give me that. I'll tell him.
[flashback:]
Red: Kitty. I found another one. Kitty?
[Red opens the door to a smoke-filled bathroom]
Red: What the hell? What do you have to say for yourself?
Kitty: I'm starving!