Donna: I still can't believe Red caught you in the bathroom with the guys' stash. Someone is getting a tie-dyed apron for their birthday.
Kitty: No, I just... I wanted to see what all the hubbub was about. I mean, I was skeptical about Tupperware, and that was life-changing! [records] Anyway, Eric, I suffered the consequences, your father gave me a very stern talking-to.
[flashback:]
Red: Kitty, when we got married, we took a vow to be together through sickness and in health. But nobody said anything about what to do if your wife turns into a dope fiend.
[As Kitty looks at Red and Hyde, the background behind them sways]
Red: You're a nurse, for God's sake! You know this stuff is bad news!
Hyde: Bad news isn't the half of it. Here are the facts. When the smoke hits the brain, the cells start dying. This process causes impaired judgment and hallucinations and a lot of other wonderful things.
[Kitty laughs as she sees Red distorted into a tall, stick figure and Hyde distorted into a short, squat figure]
Red: Is it Eric going away? Is that why you used this stuff? Kitty, if you were feeling blue, you didn't have to turn to drugs. I would have made you a martini.
Kitty: [laughs]
Red: What's so damn funny?
Hyde: Is it the big head thing?
[present:]
Kitty: I hardly felt a thing.
Donna: You ate a whole box of uncooked spaghetti.
Kitty: I needed something crunchy.