Kelso Quote #834
Quote from Kelso in Bohemian Rhapsody
[flashback:]
Donna: Jackie, aren't you supposed to be in Chicago?
Jackie: Well, I'm here to get Steven back. Uh, where is he?
Fez: He's not here. He took off after he caught you two about to... [sings] Do it!
Jackie: Oh, my God, this is horrible. I quit my job, I lost my boyfriend. My whole life is ruined.
Kelso: Jackie, I'm really sorry about what happened. I never meant to come between you and Hyde. Let me ask you one question. Are we back together or not?
Jackie: Oh, you are just as dumb as ever.
Kelso: Okay, you know, you can insult me all you want, but just answer the question.
Jackie: No.
Kelso: No, you won't answer the question? Why not?
Jackie: Because we're not together.
Kelso: That's the reason you won't answer the question?
Jackie: No!
Kelso: Then what's the reason?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, let's see, where to start? Well, your father and I were furious when we caught you boys in that smoky basement. The minute you left for the airport, we went down there to do what the Feds call "a sweep."
[flashback:]
Kitty: How dare you boys smoke up my house when you know how hard I work to keep it smelling lemony fresh!
Red: You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room!
Quote from Fez
[flashback:]
Red: Two bags?
Hyde: I've never seen those before in my life. Your son has a real problem!
Red: Kitty, I want you to take this garbage and flush it down the toilet.
Kitty: I am just glad that we caught you boys before this became an everyday thing.
Red: Is that all of it?
Hyde: Yes, sir, that's all of it.
Fez: Now there is nothing left for us to do but to smoke Candy Land. I mean, I mean, play Candysmoke. [Red finds a baggy in the game] I mean... Ay, no.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: And so I flushed it all down the toilet and everyone learned a lesson.
Donna: Why don't you tell Eric what else happened?
Fez: Oh, let me, let me.
Kitty: Give me that. I'll tell him.
[flashback:]
Red: Kitty. I found another one. Kitty?
[Red opens the door to a smoke-filled bathroom]
Red: What the hell? What do you have to say for yourself?
Kitty: I'm starving!