Red Quote #930
Quote from Red in 2120 So. Michigan Ave
Hyde: That was probably our second-best potato chip war ever.
Red: [enters] What the hell?
Kelso: We'll clean it up later, dude.
Red: I'm not your "dude," and you never clean anything up.
Kelso: Well, we mean to, but then we leave, and then we come back and it's already cleaned up.
Red: You eat my food, you dirty up my house, and every time I go into a bedroom, I have to wonder about finding one of you naked with some poor girl.
Fez: Well, at least you know that if you find me naked in a room, I'm by myself.
Red: All right, I want everybody who doesn't live in this house to get out now.
Kelso: Well, you're a real bummer, man.
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‘2120 So. Michigan Ave’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Eric: Man, it's like I finally figured out what I wanna do with my life, and now I might never be able to do it. And, might I add, through no fault of my own.
Donna: Eric, the last time you used the phrase "through no fault of my own" was when you said, "Donna, your cat's dead through no fault of my own." Which I later found out meant, "Donna, I ran over your cat."
Quote from Red
Eric: I don't know why she's so mad.
Red: Well, you'll often find, as you go through life, that when you try to turn your girlfriend into a prostitute, she gets cranky.
Eric: Okay, but, Dad, passing PE is all that's standing between me and the rest of my life.
Red: You're lucky this table is standing between my foot and your ass.
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: Okay, the first event is the talent portion of the competition.
Kelso: Okay. Judges, I present you with a dramatic scene from the major motion picture The Godfather. [screams] "There's an entire horse in my bed. Why would you do this, Godfather. Why?" And then the horse says, "[neighs] Let this be a warning."
Hyde: The horse doesn't talk, Kelso.
Kelso: Oh. I was thinking of Jaws. "Look at my jaw."