Eric Quote #935
Quote from Eric in Who's Been Sleeping Here?
Eric: I can't believe he doesn't think we're gonna last. It's... I mean, you don't think he's right, do you?
Donna: Well, I don't know. We have, kind of, been drifting this last year.
Eric: No. No, not drifting, you know, exploring.
Donna: Exploring is drifting, Eric.
Eric: Oh, you know what? This is all your fault. You're always saying that something is something else. God, it's like you're a big, blonde thesaurus.
Donna: Well, excuse me for knowing words, Eric.
Eric: Okay, you know what? This fight keeps going nowhere and you wanna know why? We are actually freaking out over something that Kelso said. Kelso, the guy who doesn't understand how hot dogs survive in the wild without eyes.
Donna: Okay, so you're not... You're not worried then?
Eric: No. I don't know, maybe a little bit, but I'll tell you what. I'm gonna find a job.
Donna: Great. And I am gonna dye my hair back.
Eric: No. Oh, no, no, the blonde stays. I'm still using it.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Who's Been Sleeping Here?’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Fez, man, why were you staying at the record store?
Fez: Well, last week my Bible-thumping host parents found out that I already graduated, so they kicked me out and took all my money as back rent. And then they gave me a Bible.
Angie: Well, I wish you'd been reading that instead of the porno magazines I found in my office.
Fez: You know, Angie, some things you could keep to yourself.
Hyde: I don't understand why you didn't just ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.
Fez: It was my damn Latin pride.
Red: So you're Latin.
Fez: No, just my pride is. And I also have a Swiss sense of frugality.
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
Kitty: Oh, guess what? Perry Mason wins.
Red: It's not if he wins, it's how. That's the magic, damn it.
Quote from Eric
Donna: Eric, how did you get "Jedi" from "staircase"?
Eric: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming a Jedi has many steps, duh.