Fez Quote #791
Quote from Fez in Who's Been Sleeping Here?
Kitty: Oh, look, there's Michael.
Red: Even when he's not here, I have to see his ass.
Kitty: I've seen it almost as many times as I've seen his face.
Angie: Oh, look. Someone's coming in.
All: Fez?
Fez: [enters] Hey, Red, am I late for Perry Mason? Ooh! Who's that handsome... Uh-oh.
Kitty: Fez, what are you doing there?
Fez: It was a secret. I... I thought I was alone.
Hyde: Okay, I know Fez pretty well and if he thought he was alone, we need to stop this tape right now.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Who's Been Sleeping Here?’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Fez, man, why were you staying at the record store?
Fez: Well, last week my Bible-thumping host parents found out that I already graduated, so they kicked me out and took all my money as back rent. And then they gave me a Bible.
Angie: Well, I wish you'd been reading that instead of the porno magazines I found in my office.
Fez: You know, Angie, some things you could keep to yourself.
Hyde: I don't understand why you didn't just ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.
Fez: It was my damn Latin pride.
Red: So you're Latin.
Fez: No, just my pride is. And I also have a Swiss sense of frugality.
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
Kitty: Oh, guess what? Perry Mason wins.
Red: It's not if he wins, it's how. That's the magic, damn it.
Quote from Eric
Donna: Eric, how did you get "Jedi" from "staircase"?
Eric: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming a Jedi has many steps, duh.