Hyde Quote #554
Quote from Hyde in You Can't Always Get What You Want
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Hyde: Okay, here's the situation. It's Thanksgiving night. Everything's closed. We need to find 100 record bins by midnight. It's the same damn thing, every year.
Jackie: Wait, I have a question. How does hair know to grow? And how far inside your head does it go? Does it touch your brain?
Hyde: Okay, I think we need to get Jerry Garcia here some coffee.
Fez: Let the girl rap, I was into it. I like to think about my head.
Kelso: The Head, that's the name. I saved the day.
Donna: You know what would be perfect for the records? Those boxes that milk bottles come in. They're like crates or crepes. Crepes. How good are crepes?
Hyde: That'll work, man. We need, like, 50 empty milk crates.
Jackie: Well, how are we gonna drink all that milk? [gasps] Wait. We need 50 boxes of cookies.
Hyde: No, wastoid. We'll steal the crates. It's perfect. Milk crates.
Donna: Milk crates.
Kelso: Milk crates.
Fez: Milky Craties.
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Angie Barnett: Okay. My Valium's starting to wear off. What's happening with those boxes?
Hyde: Man, we just thought of the perfect solution. We're gonna go get some of those...
Kelso: The Head.
Donna: Crepes.
Fez: Poppers.
Hyde: Whatever. We'll be back.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘You Can't Always Get What You Want’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Angie Barnett: Why is it every time I leave the room, you guys do this?
Kelso: It's Thanksgiving. Some people bake pies, we bake ourselves.
Quote from Hyde
Angie Barnett: What is all this? What happened to the Soft Rock section?
Hyde: I put it in the alley. See, that way, if somebody comes in asking for Barry Manilow, I can send him outside and lock the door.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Look, my whole life, I've been trying to please other people. So I feel like I don't know who I am or know what I want to do with my life.
Red: You need a government job, like a mailman. Something simple and repetitive.
Kitty: No, no, no. You know he doesn't do well in snow. What about this? Margie's son is a chiropractor, and she seems very happy.
Eric: I just... I don't wanna wake up in five years and hate my life.
Red: That's unavoidable.
Eric: Okay, I just need more time to think.
Red: You know what I got for my 18th birthday? A draft notice and a malaria vaccine. I never had time to think.
Eric: Yeah, but, Dad, don't you think it would've been helpful if you did?
Red: All right, I'll tell you what. I'll give you six months. But if you haven't picked something by then, you'll do that chiropractic thing that your mother suggested.
Eric: Dad, I... I don't even know what that is.
Kitty: Oh, honey, it's perfect for you. It's like a doctor but you don't have to be as smart.