Eric Quote #843
Quote from Eric in It's Only Rock and Roll
Eric: You guys, listen to this ad. "Do you like to draw?" Well, I have been known to trace my hand and turn it into a turkey. "If so, have your artistic ability evaluated by The Cartoon Academy of Fort Lauderdale."
Donna: Ooh, I think Picasso went there.
Eric: All I have to do is send in my drawing of Sanchez the Turtle and a money order for $19.95. Twenty bucks to get judged by a panel of cartoon experts? I'd pay twice that.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘It's Only Rock and Roll’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Look, Mom, maybe you should stop worrying about everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself. Maybe you should find something to enrich your life. Oh, may I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?
Red: And may I suggest the footing of your ass?
Eric: This is not the ass you're looking for. See, now you don't know what to do.
Quote from Midge
Kitty: What are you two doing?
Donna: It's tai chi. It's an ancient form of exercise and meditation.
Midge: It originated in the Far East, in a place called Los Angeles.
Quote from Bob
Kitty: I really don't see what the big deal is, Bob.
Bob: We brought this tray over to you full of cookies. You should have brought it back full of cookies. That's all I'm saying.