Eric Quote #848
Quote from Eric in It's Only Rock and Roll
Eric: I don't believe it. They think I have, "No artistic talent." You know, I'm beginning to suspect that The Cartoon Academy of Fort Lauderdale isn't that legitimate. [dog barks]
Kitty: Okay, all right. Schotzie, it's time for you to have some quiet time behind the wall.
Eric: Well, I guess it's back to hand turkeys for me.
Red: I don't know what that means, but don't do it around here.
[As Schotzie barks, Eric leans against the wall and knocks over the Buddha statue. Schotzie stops barking.]
Kitty: Schotzie?!
Eric: You know, that statue was supposed to bring you peace. And in a way, it did.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘It's Only Rock and Roll’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Look, Mom, maybe you should stop worrying about everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself. Maybe you should find something to enrich your life. Oh, may I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?
Red: And may I suggest the footing of your ass?
Eric: This is not the ass you're looking for. See, now you don't know what to do.
Quote from Midge
Kitty: What are you two doing?
Donna: It's tai chi. It's an ancient form of exercise and meditation.
Midge: It originated in the Far East, in a place called Los Angeles.
Quote from Bob
Kitty: I really don't see what the big deal is, Bob.
Bob: We brought this tray over to you full of cookies. You should have brought it back full of cookies. That's all I'm saying.