Jackie Quote #402

Quote from Jackie in Beast of Burden

Donna: Jackie, Jackie. Fez shampooed my hair.
Jackie: And you were able to untie yourself and get away?
Donna: No, Jackie, his hands were amazing. At one point, it was like he had five extra fingers.
Jackie: Well, Donna, he is foreign. He might.

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 ‘Beast of Burden’ Quotes

Quote from Bob

Kitty: Well, don't feel insulted, Bob. Red wouldn't even give his own child a job. If you had a muffler shop, wouldn't you give Donna a job?
Bob: Sure, Donna knows her way around a car. But Eric thinks an exhaust belt is something that holds up your pants when you're tired. [chuckles]
Red: There's no such thing as an exhaust belt, Bob.
Bob: Well, then he thinks something else is something else.

Quote from Bob

Bob: So, Red, we got your muffler store flier, and I'm a little hurt. You know, you never asked for my input. I mean, I had a business of my own.
Red: Bob, your business went under.
Bob: Yeah, but very slowly.

Quote from Fez

Fez: That's it. It is my destiny to be a shampoo boy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is there a job that pays you to eat pie?
Donna: No.
Fez: It is my destiny to be a shampoo boy.