Hyde Quote #728
Quote from Hyde in Beast of Burden
William Barnett: Listen, the reason I wanted to see you was, I was thinking that maybe you'd like to come work for me. I could teach you the record store business.
Hyde: Well, I have stolen a lot of records. I would like to learn why people pay for them. You know what? I can't. I just took another job today.
William Barnett: Well, quit that job. You come work for me and we'll kick butt at the father-son picnic. I'll even start a father-son picnic just so we can kick butt.
Hyde: Man, that sounds really cool. You know, I'll try and work it out.
William Barnett: That's what I like to hear. [Jackie takes another picture]
Hyde: Hey.
Jackie: But, Steven, you're gonna need a picture for your Christmas card.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Beast of Burden’ Quotes
Quote from Bob
Kitty: Well, don't feel insulted, Bob. Red wouldn't even give his own child a job. If you had a muffler shop, wouldn't you give Donna a job?
Bob: Sure, Donna knows her way around a car. But Eric thinks an exhaust belt is something that holds up your pants when you're tired. [chuckles]
Red: There's no such thing as an exhaust belt, Bob.
Bob: Well, then he thinks something else is something else.
Quote from Bob
Bob: So, Red, we got your muffler store flier, and I'm a little hurt. You know, you never asked for my input. I mean, I had a business of my own.
Red: Bob, your business went under.
Bob: Yeah, but very slowly.
Quote from Fez
Fez: That's it. It is my destiny to be a shampoo boy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is there a job that pays you to eat pie?
Donna: No.
Fez: It is my destiny to be a shampoo boy.