Jackie Quote #398
Quote from Jackie in (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
Hyde: Why can't you guys just let me do things my own way?
Jackie: Because I know meeting your dad meant a lot to you.
Kitty: And every time something means a lot to you, you push it away before it can push you away.
Jackie: And every time something means a lot to me, I smother it, which is why we're such a good couple.
Hyde: Fine, I'll call, if you both promise to stop bothering me about it, let me do it by myself.
Kitty: Absolutely.
Jackie: Anything you want.
[Hyde dials the phone]
Kitty: I wish I had a camera. Can I just get a picture of you holding the phone?
Hyde: I'm hanging up.
Jackie: We're going. Going.
Hyde: [on the phone] Yeah, hi, William Barnett, please. Hey, man, it's Steven.
Jackie: [runs in] Tell him you love him. Daddy! Daddy, he loves you!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Okay, you guys, I made a list of all the things I wanna do on my year off. Check out number five.
Fez: "Jump into my car through the window like the Duke boys."
Eric: No, no, no, no. No, I already did that. That should be crossed off. Number six.
Donna: "Vandalize a local business"?
Eric: Yes, and today I happened to see an out-of-business muffler shop. Imagine the muffler shop signs with the "L-E-R" scratched off the word "muffler."
Donna: Eric, no, that's gross.
Fez: What's gross? I don't get it. I want to know what's gross.
Eric: Replace your old "muffler" without the "ler."
Fez: "Replace your old muff..." Oh, I get it. I get it.
Quote from Kitty
Bob: Okay, you gotta admit it, this one's pretty funny. [chuckles] I'm sorry, I love word play.
Kitty: I don't get it. What's so funny about a muff?
Red: Kitty.
Kitty: I mean, muffs aren't funny. I have a beautiful gray one that I have been using for years.
Red: For the love of God, please.
Kitty: Just tell me what's so funny about my...
Red: Nothing. Nothing is funny.
Kitty: Exactly.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: I will have you know that my friend Linda just filled me in on some slang words that some people in my family find funny. And now I can never feel comfortable with my muff again.
Eric: Mom... [Hyde and Eric laugh]
Kitty: Don't laugh, mister. When you were a baby, I used to put you in it when you got out of the tub.
Eric: Okay, this isn't funny anymore. Stop.