Eric Quote #829
Quote from Eric in (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
Red: Have you checked your muffler lately?
Eric: I'm gonna be honest with you, I haven't. But that green, liquid stuff under the hood seems to be at a really healthy level.
Donna: [whispers] Coolant.
Eric: Donna, I think I can handle this, okay? You cool it.
Red: All right, that's it. We're going to the muffler shop. This whole family is gonna learn a little lesson in muffler care today.
Kitty: Well, it's not a trip to Europe, but at least I get out of the house.
Eric: Wait a second. You're not just tricking me into the car and really taking me to the pediatrician for a booster shot, are you?
Red: No.
Eric: Good. 'Cause that only works twice.
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‘(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Okay, you guys, I made a list of all the things I wanna do on my year off. Check out number five.
Fez: "Jump into my car through the window like the Duke boys."
Eric: No, no, no, no. No, I already did that. That should be crossed off. Number six.
Donna: "Vandalize a local business"?
Eric: Yes, and today I happened to see an out-of-business muffler shop. Imagine the muffler shop signs with the "L-E-R" scratched off the word "muffler."
Donna: Eric, no, that's gross.
Fez: What's gross? I don't get it. I want to know what's gross.
Eric: Replace your old "muffler" without the "ler."
Fez: "Replace your old muff..." Oh, I get it. I get it.
Quote from Kitty
Bob: Okay, you gotta admit it, this one's pretty funny. [chuckles] I'm sorry, I love word play.
Kitty: I don't get it. What's so funny about a muff?
Red: Kitty.
Kitty: I mean, muffs aren't funny. I have a beautiful gray one that I have been using for years.
Red: For the love of God, please.
Kitty: Just tell me what's so funny about my...
Red: Nothing. Nothing is funny.
Kitty: Exactly.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: I will have you know that my friend Linda just filled me in on some slang words that some people in my family find funny. And now I can never feel comfortable with my muff again.
Eric: Mom... [Hyde and Eric laugh]
Kitty: Don't laugh, mister. When you were a baby, I used to put you in it when you got out of the tub.
Eric: Okay, this isn't funny anymore. Stop.