Kelso Quote #718
Quote from Kelso in (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
Kelso: Well, it's clear these baby pictures are having the desired effect. Oh, and here's another one after we hosed her off and warmed her up.
Kimberly: Oh, she's so cute. Almost as cute as you.
Kelso: Yeah, she wishes.
Kimberly: Oh, my gosh! I had that same blankie when I was a baby. My daddy use to wrap me in it after my bath.
Kelso: Your daddy? Oh, my God. You're somebody's daughter?
Kimberly: So?
Kelso: So, I'm thinking about how I would feel if my baby girl was out with a guy like me. And it is not good. I'm all hands.
Kimberly: That's okay, because I want you to... [whispers in Kelso's ear]
Kelso: Dude, that is not what that is for!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Okay, you guys, I made a list of all the things I wanna do on my year off. Check out number five.
Fez: "Jump into my car through the window like the Duke boys."
Eric: No, no, no, no. No, I already did that. That should be crossed off. Number six.
Donna: "Vandalize a local business"?
Eric: Yes, and today I happened to see an out-of-business muffler shop. Imagine the muffler shop signs with the "L-E-R" scratched off the word "muffler."
Donna: Eric, no, that's gross.
Fez: What's gross? I don't get it. I want to know what's gross.
Eric: Replace your old "muffler" without the "ler."
Fez: "Replace your old muff..." Oh, I get it. I get it.
Quote from Kitty
Bob: Okay, you gotta admit it, this one's pretty funny. [chuckles] I'm sorry, I love word play.
Kitty: I don't get it. What's so funny about a muff?
Red: Kitty.
Kitty: I mean, muffs aren't funny. I have a beautiful gray one that I have been using for years.
Red: For the love of God, please.
Kitty: Just tell me what's so funny about my...
Red: Nothing. Nothing is funny.
Kitty: Exactly.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: I will have you know that my friend Linda just filled me in on some slang words that some people in my family find funny. And now I can never feel comfortable with my muff again.
Eric: Mom... [Hyde and Eric laugh]
Kitty: Don't laugh, mister. When you were a baby, I used to put you in it when you got out of the tub.
Eric: Okay, this isn't funny anymore. Stop.