Red Quote #574
Quote from Red in Man with Money
Red: Mmm. That smells delicious. What is it?
Kitty: It's not for you. You can go look for scraps around the neighborhood like the rest of the dogs.
Red: Kitty, for the last time, I'm not attracted to Pam. Please, believe me, as the husband who has shared your laughter and tears for... many happy years.
Kitty: How many years, Red?
Red: All of them.
Kitty: You can't give me a number, can you?
Red: Well, I can tell you on a scale of one to 10, I love you 10. That's a number.
Kitty: Oh, why don't you just take your cardiac jukebox over to Pam's?
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Quote from Kelso
Hyde: I mean, how does Bob pull all these foxes like Midge and Pam? He's got to have something the ladies can't resist. Hey, Donna, you ever see your dad naked?
Donna: Oh, my God! Can we please talk about anything besides that?
Fez: You're way off, Hyde. Women love Bob for his sense of humor. That sucker is funnier than a Dixie cup.
Kelso: No. All right, how it works is relationships are based on a point system. All right, see, Pam is good-looking. So that's 20 points. And Bob, he's like the nicest guy in the world. So that's like, what? Like a point. But Bob's got money, and that's 19 points. And altogether that's 20. Now, you add the whole thing together, and that's 40, which is incidentally almost half my score.
Quote from Fez
Bob: Did you tell Fez to make a move on Pam? 'Cause if you didn't, I'm gonna box him up and send him back to banana town.
Fez: Okay, I'm sick of those comments. I don't say I'm gonna send you back to polyester town.
Quote from Fez
Donna: Why can't my dad just see that Pam is a total gold digger?
Jackie: Oh, would you stop saying that?
Fez: Hey, either she digs for gold or she doesn't. It's easy to check. Are her boots muddy? Does she carry a pickaxe? When she comes home does she say, "Tough day at the gold mine"?
Jackie: No, Fez, a gold digger is what these idiots call a woman who knows that love eventually wears off, but money is forever.