Jackie Quote #364

Quote from Jackie in Who are You?

Donna: Okay, I know we both have different reasons for wanting our parents to stop seeing each other. Like, I hate your mom and your mom's a tramp. But we have to join forces and do everything we can to break them up.
Jackie: Now, I'm with you, Donna. All the couples I've broken up before were just training till now. This one's not for popularity or to make another girl cry, it's for my beautiful mom and your mayonnaise-loving dad.

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