Hyde Quote #488
Quote from Hyde in Sally Simpson
Kelso: Man, I thought Simpson was different. She's supposed to just be my buddy. Now I'm going to have to sleep with her.
Jackie: No, Michael, no. Set her up with Fez. He's the one who likes her.
Hyde: Yeah, Fez needs something, man. The guy's so desperate, he's been rubbing himself around the couch like a cat.
Jackie: What you need to do is put them together in a romantic situation. Suzy may not like Fez at first, but he won't take "No" for an answer. He's like one freaky, horny little dude.
Hyde: Just ask the couch.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sally Simpson’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Oh, hey. What took you guys so long at the heart doctor's? Oh, let me guess. You had to call in a specialist just to find Dad's tiny heart.
Red: You know, we could call in a specialist to find my foot in your ass.
Hyde: "We're going to need an ass-foot-ologist, stat."
Quote from Fez
Fez: No, I cannot be in the same room with him. You and I are through. Now good day.
Kelso: But, Fez... [Fez is silent]
Jackie: Fez? He said, "But, Fez."
Fez: Oh, I heard him.
Donna: Well, now you're supposed to say... "I said good day."
Kelso: Yeah, and then we all know that you're really mad, but eventually, you'll get over it.
Fez: Oh, you'd like that. "Dance, monkey, dance." Well, Kelso, this monkey don't dance no more.
Donna: But, Fez...
Fez: I said good day! [groans]
Quote from Red
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.