Kelso: Man, I thought Simpson was different. She's supposed to just be my buddy. Now I'm going to have to sleep with her.
Jackie: No, Michael, no. Set her up with Fez. He's the one who likes her.
Hyde: Yeah, Fez needs something, man. The guy's so desperate, he's been rubbing himself around the couch like a cat.
Jackie: What you need to do is put them together in a romantic situation. Suzy may not like Fez at first, but he won't take "No" for an answer. He's like one freaky, horny little dude.
Hyde: Just ask the couch.