Eric Quote #717
[circle in the hotel kitchen:]
Eric: Wow, good pot. There's gotta be like four or five bucks in there.
Kelso: Yeah, you guys are going down. I got a full house. I mean, what do I got? Why don't we bet a lot and see?
Hyde: Kelso, I know you think you got a full house, but you're only holding two cards. So I'll raise.
Roy: This is great. It's 1:00 in the morning, I'm not alone, and I'm not alone. This is great.
Eric: Guys, I don't want to brag. My belt's getting pretty tight. I think Operation Fat Eric is well underway.
Donna: [enters] What the hell are you doing? [circle ends]
Eric: Donna.
[Eric's POV: the wall sways behind Donna]
Donna: You told me you were working. I brought you brownies because you told me you were working your ass off. And now it turns out that you're spending all the time we could have spent together with the guys. And I gave you daytime sex. [leaves brownies and exits]
Eric: All right! Who brought brownies?
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Red: Okay, let's get a couple of things straight. I don't want to be here. You don't want to be here.
Fez: I want to be here.
Red: Fine. I don't want to be here and I don't care what you want.
Fez: Okay, then, are you buckled up?
Red: Yes.
Fez: Hmm. Because the little blinking man on the dashboard says you aren't. Buckle up.
Red: No.
Fez: Yes.
Red: No. Look, start this car or I'm gonna pack you in a crate, take you down to the port, and trade you for a year's supply of bananas.
Quote from Red
Red: Still not speaking to me, huh?
Fez: Fine, I'll speak. I spent all day running your bald, grumpy ass around town and do I get a thanks? No. Because you're unpleasant.
Red: You want to know why I'm unpleasant? I just had a heart attack and now I have to be driven around like a useless dope by the idiot that married my daughter and gave me the heart attack in the first place. But I am also unpleasant because I just spent the entire day cooped up in the car breathing that mustard gas you call cologne. But mostly, I'm unpleasant because that's how it works in this family.
Fez: I'm family?
Red: Oh, crap.
Quote from Kitty
Donna: Eric, what is happening to you?
Eric: Look, Donna, I'm sorry, but I'm not regressing. You gotta understand, I'm the man of this house now.
Kitty: [enters] Okay, who's ready for Spidey and a sandwich?
Eric: Me!
Donna: Mrs. Forman, your son is a big, lazy child because you keep babying him.
Kitty: I don't baby him.
Donna: Is there crust on that sandwich?
Kitty: Well, of course not. Crusts are icky. They make Eric sicky. Oh, my God, I'm ruining him. Eric, things are going to change around here, drastically. Tomorrow, you are getting a sandwich with the crusts on. And no more crazy straws. You will be drinking your chocolate milk from a standard straw. Now, who's hungry?
Hyde: I call sandwich.
Kelso: I call Spidey.
Fez: I call sandwich you haven't made yet.