Fez Quote #518
Kitty: When is this I.N.S. man gonna be here?
Fez: Sometime this week. It's a surprise visit. So I have to stay here.
Kitty: Stay here? With Red? Oh, no. I can't allow that.
Fez: Why not? Red loves me.
Kitty: Honey, you gave him a heart attack.
Eric: Maybe he just loves Fez so much that his heart exploded.
Fez: Please, miss Kitty, let me stay.
Eric: Mom, come on.
Kitty: Okay, you win.
Fez: Oh, thank you. [hugs Kitty] That was a sexy hug. You really put some boom-boom into it, huh?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘I'm Free’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, Red, just because he sat in your chair is no reason to get the boy deported.
Fez: You don't like me because I'm not from here.
Red: This has nothing to do with you being a foreigner. It's about you taking advantage of my daughter like a sneaky foreigner.
Quote from Red
Red: All right, fine, I won't volunteer anything. But if he asks me a direct question, I'm not lying.
Kitty: Oh, you won't have to. I'll do all the talking for you.
Red: Well, you'll be good at that. And I guess it might be fun to just sit back and watch Tarzan here crumble before the full force of the U.S. government.
Fez: Okay, that's it. Anwar I can deal with. Tonto, in the ballpark, but Tarzan... Tarzan is a white guy.
Red: Don't sass me, Tarzan.
Quote from Fez
Fez: [sings] Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Soapy, soapy, scrubby, scrubby Fez is nice and clean.
Red: What the hell?! [opens shower curtain]
Fez: I don't know what you heard, but this show ain't free. [closes shower curtain]