Fez Quote #521
Fez: And that was the first time I ever tasted chocolate.
Eric: That's a great story, man, but, uh, it's like 2:00 in the morning. So we gotta go to sleep.
Fez: But I forgot my tape of my ocean sounds. And I cannot fall asleep without it. Can you make ocean sounds for me?
Eric: Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Fez: Okay, then let me tell you about the first time I ate a blow pop. Lick number one... What a surprise.
[later:]
Eric: [imitates waves crashing] [imitates seagulls] [imitates waves crashing]
Fez: You are forgetting the whale songs.
Eric: Listen, man, I've only been to the ocean once, and the closest thing I saw to a whale was some fat guy selling drugs.
Fez: Fine. Lick number two... Still no gum?
Eric: [imitates whale howling] [time lapse] [imitates whale howling]
Red: [enters] What the hell are you doing to yourself?!
Eric: Oh, great, Dad. You know what? You woke him up, you put him back to sleep!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘I'm Free’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, Red, just because he sat in your chair is no reason to get the boy deported.
Fez: You don't like me because I'm not from here.
Red: This has nothing to do with you being a foreigner. It's about you taking advantage of my daughter like a sneaky foreigner.
Quote from Red
Red: All right, fine, I won't volunteer anything. But if he asks me a direct question, I'm not lying.
Kitty: Oh, you won't have to. I'll do all the talking for you.
Red: Well, you'll be good at that. And I guess it might be fun to just sit back and watch Tarzan here crumble before the full force of the U.S. government.
Fez: Okay, that's it. Anwar I can deal with. Tonto, in the ballpark, but Tarzan... Tarzan is a white guy.
Red: Don't sass me, Tarzan.
Quote from Fez
Fez: [sings] Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Soapy, soapy, scrubby, scrubby Fez is nice and clean.
Red: What the hell?! [opens shower curtain]
Fez: I don't know what you heard, but this show ain't free. [closes shower curtain]