Angel: Okay, welcome to your 10-year high school reunion.
Eric: All right! I finally grew a mustache!
Angel: Actually, it's chocolate cake.
Eric: What happened to Kelso?
Angel: Oh, he got fired. Yeah, he thought the news would be funnier drunk. Now he works for you, selling water beds.
Eric: [laughs] What a loser! Wait, I sell water beds?
Angel: That's right.

Eric: Kelso, what are you doing here? You're supposed to lock up the store tonight.
Kelso: It's our reunion, man. I'll lock it up tomorrow, I promise.
Jackie: Hello, Michael.
Kelso: Hello,Jackie. Oh, I just want to let you to know that, uh, I married Pam Macy. She's one hell of a cook, a super lady, and I'm really, really happy.
Jackie: Good, 'cause I wouldn't be with you anyway. You're fat. [kisses Kelso]
Pam Macy: Okay, Michael. When you're done being a pig, I'll be in the Le Car.

Eric: Oh, hey. Hi. Hey, Donna. It's- It's Eric Forman from, uh, Point Place High School.
Donna: Yeah, Eric, I know. It's our reunion.
Eric: Right. Good one. [both laugh] So, how are you doing?
Donna: Um, I was pretty lousy until I saw how fat Kelso got. [laughs] It made the drive from Joliet worth it.
Eric: Oh, right. I heard you guys moved. How's Hyde?
Donna: Hyde's good. Kids are good. He's gone a lot. Prison. Whatever. So, Eric, uh, how- how are you?
Eric: I'm, uh, great. I'm the number three water-bed dealer in Wisconsin. So... Donna, you look great.
Donna: Oh, thanks. [laughs] [clears throat] You know, don't laugh, but- Actually, never mind.
Eric: No, no. What?
Donna: I had a crush on you in high school.
Eric: I had a crush on you too.
Donna: You know, I almost kissed you once.
Eric: What might've been, huh? [sighs] So- [clears throat] So are you- are you still writing?
Donna: Oh, God. Well, I mean, permission slips. Three kids, you know.
Eric: Right. Well, you should start again, 'cause, you know you were really good at it.
Donna: Oh, well, it's too late for that. It's too late for a lot of- Hey, so I'll see you, Eric.
Eric: Yeah, I'll see ya, Donna.

Angel: And there you go. You and Donna never kissed.
Eric: Well, thanks. This was nice. Good night.
Angel: No, no. We're gonna follow her home and see what happened next.
Eric: Are you an angel or a stalker?
Angel: Hey, let me do my job. I'm gonna prove to you that it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, ya pansy.

Eric: This can't be that bad. I'm wearing a letter sweater.
Angel: Chess Club, loser.

Donna: Hey, I got you a birthday present.
Hyde: What is it?
Donna: A tattoo.
Hyde: "Question Authority."
Donna: Cool.
Hyde: I love you, man.
Donna: Prove it.
Eric: My Donna would never get a tattoo.
Angel: No, but Hyde's Donna would.

Eric: Hi, guys.
Donna: Oh, hey, Eric. We didn't see you there.
Eric: Yeah, most people don't.
Donna: Yeah. Huh. So, do you still live next door?
Eric: Oh, yeah! You bet. Yeah. So- Hey, Hyde, how are you?
Hyde: Great. My mom split, so- droppin' out of school.
Eric: Oh, man. Look, Hyde, you can stay at my house. Then you won't have to drop out. [Donna and Hyde laugh]

Angel: Hmm, another tattoo. "Property of Hyde." Classy!
Eric: [present] What? What's Fez doing?
Hyde: Step away from that stereo!
Fez: But, Hyde, I got the new Leo Sayer album. [a guy tackles Fez]

Kelso: Jackie... Burkhart? Is that you?
Jackie: I'm sorry. Do I know you?
Kelso: It's Michael. Kelso?
Jackie: It rings a stupid, little bell. You know, I bet if I wasn't so happy as a globe-trotting stewardess, I might actually remember the tiny effect you had on me in high school.
Kelso: I'm on TV now.
Jackie: I've always loved you.

Eric: Uh, I'm sorry, Rhonda.
Rhonda: Uh, yeah.
Eric: Rhonda? Oh, my God, Rhonda!
Rhonda: [laughs] Hi, Eric. Uh, I was hoping you'd be here. I just wanted to thank you.
Eric: Thank me?
Rhonda: Yes. Um, after you broke up with me, I was so disgusted with my life. I mean, if someone like you didn't want to see me... [inhales sharply] Whoo! So, thanks to you and Jane Fonda, I have this new, fabulous body and a successful aerobics studio.
Eric: Well, hey, you know what? I'm glad I could help.
Fez: [sings Wan Chungs' "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"]