Kelso: Get those out of here, man. I'm trying to impress Brooke with my intelligence. Here she comes. Say, Eric, this encyclopedia of scientific terms has really taught me something. See, by lifting this encyclopedia of scientific terms above my head, I'm using my body's stored energy, also known as uranium.
Brooke: Um, actually, it's known as calories, but I do believe at some point you were exposed to radiation.
Kelso: All right, look, I don't know what you have against me, but I'm not leaving here until I convince you to go out with me.
Boy: That's the man who gave me the firecrackers, Mom.
Kelso: I gotta run.