Kelso: You know what? For the first time in my life, I hope that there's not a secret hot girls club, because if there is, I bet Brooke said awful things about me at their last meeting.
[fantasy:]
Jackie: [bangs gavel] Order, bitches. The secret hot girls club is now in session.
Donna: Now, last meeting we all decided to go braless, and I just wanna report that Operation Bazooma Bounce is driving the boys insane.
Jackie: Ah! [girls cheer]
Brooke: Hi, my name is Brooke and I've been a hot girl for 6 years.
All: Hi, Brooke.
Brooke: And I just wanna let everyone know that Michael Kelso asked me out, and I resisted his charms and turned him down. [Jackie gasps]
Donna: But he's irresistible.
Brooke: That's what I thought, but it's a lie. A lie, I tell you. [Donna gasps]
Jackie: Then it's official. No secret hot girl will ever date Michael Kelso ever again. Yay. [all cheer] Okay, that's great, that's great. Now this calls for dancing bubble kiss time.
[reality:]
Donna: Kelso, there is no secret hot girls club.
Kelso: Well, of course, the president won't admit it.
Eric: You know, I don't care if there's a club or not, dancing bubble kiss time is just a fabulous idea.