Kelso: Forman, just 'cause there's a sale at Penney's doesn't mean you gotta buy everything.
Hyde: Hey, Fez, you're supposed to bring your date home, then take her pants off.
Eric: Fellas, I'm afraid your little jokes don't bother me, because soon I will be starting my new life in Madison, where if I so choose, I can wear ladies' clothes all I want.
Fez: Really? Where is this Madison? [off their looks] So I can go there and kick their dress-wearing asses. Guys, come on. I'm all man. I'm married to Eric's slutty sister.
Kelso: Yeah, how's that going?
Fez: Oh, not great, but I'm pretty sure when Laurie gets back from our honeymoon in Cancun, things will pick up.
Hyde: Laurie went on your honeymoon alone?
Fez: Oh, no. That would be crazy. She took her friend Carlos along to keep an eye on her. But I paid for both of them, so everyone knows who the man is in this deal.