Fez Quote #504
Quote from Fez in The Kids Are Alright
Kelso: Forman, just 'cause there's a sale at Penney's doesn't mean you gotta buy everything.
Hyde: Hey, Fez, you're supposed to bring your date home, then take her pants off.
Eric: Fellas, I'm afraid your little jokes don't bother me, because soon I will be starting my new life in Madison, where if I so choose, I can wear ladies' clothes all I want.
Fez: Really? Where is this Madison? [off their looks] So I can go there and kick their dress-wearing asses. Guys, come on. I'm all man. I'm married to Eric's slutty sister.
Kelso: Yeah, how's that going?
Fez: Oh, not great, but I'm pretty sure when Laurie gets back from our honeymoon in Cancun, things will pick up.
Hyde: Laurie went on your honeymoon alone?
Fez: Oh, no. That would be crazy. She took her friend Carlos along to keep an eye on her. But I paid for both of them, so everyone knows who the man is in this deal.
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‘The Kids Are Alright’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, here you go. Egg whites only. No yolks, they're bad for you.
Red: But the yellow part is the baby bird. That's the part I wanna eat.
Kitty: Sorry. Too much cholesterol. Which also means no bacon. Just good old heart-healthy ham.
Eric: Mmm. Bacon. That is so good. That is so much better than ham.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Oh, my God, Donna. Madison has a course called "The Social Significance of Jedi Culture."
Quote from Eric
Doctor: [to Red] What you need to do is focus on things that make you happy.
Eric: Okay, but I don't know where we're gonna find a boatload of dead commies.