Kelso: The important thing is, is that I'll be performing a very valuable community service. And plus, I'll be sexy forever. I mean, just think about it.
[fantasy:]
Robber: Nobody move! This is a robbery.
Kelso: [enters] Not in my town, dirtbag.
Woman: Oh, Officer, not only did you perform a valuable community service you'll be sexy forever!
Kelso: All in a day's work, ma'am. Let's get you into something a little more comfortable.
Woman: But I'm already in a bikini.
Kelso: I know. [they kiss]
[reality:]
Eric: Kelso, you do realize you'll have to help ugly people too.
Kelso: Nah-uh. I'll just leave that for the fat cops.