Eric: Guys, calm down. Look, what could he possibly do to us at dinner?
Red: [enters] Ah, good. All the half-wits are here. I wanted to let you know that I'm going to get you, and you won't know where, and you won't know when. But it will hurt. And you will cry, and I will laugh, and... Did I mention it will hurt? Very good. Now, enjoy the lasagna. I added the special seasoning myself.
Eric: Special seasoning? Uh-oh.
Kelso: All right. Maybe it's because I'm extra clever, but I think that there might be something wrong with the lasagna, and I think maybe Red had somethin' to do with it.
Red: Kelso, I wouldn't do anything to the lasagna. Just like I wouldn't do anything to your new sneakers that are sitting by the kitchen door.
Kelso: My Chucks!
Kitty: Why isn't anybody eating? Is there something wrong with my lasagna?
Hyde: We have reason to believe it's been tampered with.
Kitty: Is this another prank? Because I will not have this in my house. Now eat that lasagna. It's perfectly fine. I said eat it!
Eric: [eats] Mmm. Dad, what is this special seasoning?
Red: Oh, a little of this, a little of that. Which reminds me. Kitty, I cleaned out the dead moths from the porch light. If I could only remember where I put them.