Eric: Dad?
Red: All right. Just tell me. What the hell did you think you were doing?
Eric: Look, Kelso invented this stupid Prank Day thing and he superglued us, so the oatmeal thing was just to, you know, get him back. And that's when my life as I know it ended.
Red: Are you telling me, I got covered with oatmeal because you were trying to get back at Kelso? Which you didn't even do?
Eric: Well, that's a bit of an oversimplification. I think if you look at the facts-
Red: You- The facts are, you were bested by a Kelso. How could you do this to your family?
Eric: I didn't realize the honor of our family was at stake.
Red: It always is. Hell, we've been talking about this since T-ball, which you quit. I mean, what was there to be scared of? The ball just sits there. All right, here's what I'm gonna do. Instead of punishing you, I'm gonna show you how to do this prank business right. Now, get the Three Stooges over to dinner tonight. You are going to help me get them good and scared.
Eric: Oh, well, no, Dad. I don't wanna get Hyde and Fez. They're on my team.
Red: Well, your team lost. So everybody cries.