Kelso: Hey, hey. Check out this article in Boys' Life.
Eric: "The Square Knot: Not Just For Squares"?
Kelso: No, this one, about being an astronaut. I think I'm gonna do that.
Jackie: Michael, I think there's a prerequisite for being an astronaut. You have to be not dumb.
Kelso: Uh-uh. If they can send a monkey into space, they can send me.
Hyde: I don't know. Monkeys are pretty smart.
Kelso: All right. Fine, fine. Make fun. But when you see my shoe prints on the moon, what are you gonna say then?
Eric: Probably, "Hey, some monkey's wearing Kelso's shoes!"