Kelso Quote #239
Quote from Kelso in Donna's Panties
Kelso: Hey, hey. Check out this article in Boys' Life.
Eric: "The Square Knot: Not Just For Squares"?
Kelso: No, this one, about being an astronaut. I think I'm gonna do that.
Jackie: Michael, I think there's a prerequisite for being an astronaut. You have to be not dumb.
Kelso: Uh-uh. If they can send a monkey into space, they can send me.
Hyde: I don't know. Monkeys are pretty smart.
Kelso: All right. Fine, fine. Make fun. But when you see my shoe prints on the moon, what are you gonna say then?
Eric: Probably, "Hey, some monkey's wearing Kelso's shoes!"
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Donna's Panties’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Wow. Chicks must really dig astronauts, 'cause it says here that astronauts get all the Tang they want.
Quote from Donna
Donna: What's up with Eric's head anyway? It's completely out of proportion to that skinny body. He looks like a Blow Pop.
Quote from Fez
Caroline: Okay, Fez, I got you some Valentine conversation hearts. [giggles]
Fez: Oh, thank you, Caroline. "Be mine." Okay. "Sweetheart." It really is. "Kiss me." Well, I'm not about to argue with candy.
Jackie: Fez, is there one in there that says, "Get a room"?
Fez: No, but here's one that says, "Kiss my brown ass." Sorry you had to hear that, Caroline.
Caroline: It's okay. She asked for it. Ooh, I gotta get going. I'll see you tonight. [exits]
Fez: Yeah. Well, well, well. Look who has a lady. [to Jackie] And to think, I was about to settle for you. Talk about dodging a bullet.