Quote from Fez in My Fairy King
Jackie: Okay, okay, stop everything! I've finished my "perfect man" list! Donna: And all the pieces of my life are falling into place. Jackie: Oh, would you just shush and listen? Okay, first, he has to be a gentleman. Hilary: Just like my Fezzie. He's always opening doors for me. Fez: Well, that way, I can walk in behind her and the view is better. Jackie: Okay, my ideal guy has a great sense of humor. Hilary: Oh, that's like Fez, too! Just this morning, he told me the funniest knock-knock joke. Fez: I'd tell it, but I don't want to get us off-track with 10 minutes of uproarious laughter. Jackie: Okay, and third, he has to be interested in women's shoes. Hilary: Oh, Fez, that's like last night when you put on my heels... Fez: Anywho...