Fez Quote #918
Quote from Fez in My Fairy King
Jackie: Okay, okay, stop everything! I've finished my "perfect man" list!
Donna: And all the pieces of my life are falling into place.
Jackie: Oh, would you just shush and listen? Okay, first, he has to be a gentleman.
Hilary: Just like my Fezzie. He's always opening doors for me.
Fez: Well, that way, I can walk in behind her and the view is better.
Jackie: Okay, my ideal guy has a great sense of humor.
Hilary: Oh, that's like Fez, too! Just this morning, he told me the funniest knock-knock joke.
Fez: I'd tell it, but I don't want to get us off-track with 10 minutes of uproarious laughter.
Jackie: Okay, and third, he has to be interested in women's shoes.
Hilary: Oh, Fez, that's like last night when you put on my heels...
Fez: Anywho...
That '70s Show Quotes
‘My Fairy King’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Today was a total disaster. I didn't sell one muffler and I drove a dozen customers into the hands of my competition. If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, have you realized who fits every single thing on your list?
Jackie: Yeah, Elton John! And I think he's single, 'cause you never see him out with a girl.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Red, I just heard some bad news, I ran over to tell you.
Red: Bob, you live next door, why are you panting?
Bob: I was going against the wind.