Jackie: Okay, okay, stop everything! I've finished my "perfect man" list!
Donna: And all the pieces of my life are falling into place.
Jackie: Oh, would you just shush and listen? Okay, first, he has to be a gentleman.
Hilary: Just like my Fezzie. He's always opening doors for me.
Fez: Well, that way, I can walk in behind her and the view is better.
Jackie: Okay, my ideal guy has a great sense of humor.
Hilary: Oh, that's like Fez, too! Just this morning, he told me the funniest knock-knock joke.
Fez: I'd tell it, but I don't want to get us off-track with 10 minutes of uproarious laughter.
Jackie: Okay, and third, he has to be interested in women's shoes.
Hilary: Oh, Fez, that's like last night when you put on my heels...
Fez: Anywho...