Red: Ah, there they are.
Kitty: My little angels are home. How was church, good sermon?
Eric: You know, fine. Jesus said something really wise. People said, "Oh, that Jesus." And now we go and try and live our lives that way.
Red: You mean, like a couple of, uh, big, fat liars?
Kitty: Yeah. I ran into Bob out in the driveway, and he told me you weren't at church.
Eric: God! I hate Bob!
Laurie: I tried to go, Daddy, but Eric wouldn't give me a ride.
Eric: Hey, Mary Magdalene, there's some gum on your neck.