Eric Quote #272
Quote from Eric in Holy Crap!
Red: Ah, there they are.
Kitty: My little angels are home. How was church, good sermon?
Eric: You know, fine. Jesus said something really wise. People said, "Oh, that Jesus." And now we go and try and live our lives that way.
Red: You mean, like a couple of, uh, big, fat liars?
Kitty: Yeah. I ran into Bob out in the driveway, and he told me you weren't at church.
Eric: God! I hate Bob!
Laurie: I tried to go, Daddy, but Eric wouldn't give me a ride.
Eric: Hey, Mary Magdalene, there's some gum on your neck.
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‘Holy Crap!’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Laurie: What about Hyde? I mean, he doesn't have to go.
Hyde: While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and, of course, the teachings of Muhammad, I find that organized religions have corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Hey, Kitty, the Pinciottis are all here. Where's the rest of team Forman?
Kitty: Oh, I'm all alone today.
Midge: All alone? Ick! That's just embarrassing.
Bob: Well, that's a shame. Because if there's anyone who has some confessing to do, it's that dirty, dirty son of yours.
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, how about you? How come you never have to go?
Red: Eric, God and I had a heart to heart while I watched my destroyer go down in the South Pacific. We're real good. You're not. Go.