Kelso: Okay, Jackie, in 30 seconds or less, what do you hope to accomplish as Miss Dairy Princess? Go! [mimics clock ticking]
Jackie: Um... Um... Um...
Kelso: [mimics alarm ringing] You just lost, lady!
Jackie: Michael, I was thinking.
Kelso: Oh, really? Well, in 1974, Miss Alabama started thinking. Do you know where she is now? Alabama.
Jackie: Ew! God, Michael, I don't want to accomplish anything. I just want the title so I can lord it over people.
Kelso: That's all I want, too, Jackie. Okay, so the next category's talent.
Jackie: I can sing.
Kelso: Oh, no, you can't.