Kelso: Hey, he tried to get away again so I had to use his stun gun on him. Yeah, it didn't hurt, though. Done it to myself so many times, I barely feel it anymore.
Eric: Okay, just get in the car.
Kelso: You know, you guys can take me to the academy but as soon as you leave, I'm gone.
Eric: All right, Kelso, that's it. I haven't had sex in weeks, Fez is in a drought not seen since the Great Dust Bowl. We are tightly wound. So, you better tell us what your real problem is or we're gonna freaking throttle you.
Fez: I will tear you apart like a lion.
Kelso: Okay, look, I don't wanna tell you guys because I'm afraid you're gonna make fun of me.
Hyde: Oh, Kelso, of course we're gonna make fun of you.
Kelso: All right, fine. You know what, it's like I'm going to a new school, okay? And I'm worried that I'm not gonna be able to make friends. First off, I'm so much better looking than everyone else. I mean, the only reason you guys are friends with me is because you met me before I blossomed.
Hyde: Man, you should be worried about something that could actually happen, like handcuffing yourself to a horse.
Eric: Look, Kelso, here's the thing, you've stolen my stuff and you've burned my stuff. You've even groped my stuff. But I still hang out with you because you are a great guy. Come on, you're Michael Kelso, right? You're bullet-proof.
Kelso: Yeah, man, you're right. I am bullet-proof. All right, let's get going.
Eric: All right. Hey, by the way, you're not actually bullet-proof.