Eric: The secret of life. You know what? I'm taking this one step further, fellas. I'm gonna get fat. Yeah, I'll never be strong, but I think I can be fat.
Hyde: That's a pretty thought.
[fantasy: Donna is stroking Eric's extremely rotund stomach as he lays in bed:]
Hyde: Come on, Fez, don't be scared. Go say hi.
Fez: No, he's too fat. I don't know where his face is.
Hyde: He can't eat you. He can't even move. Watch. [hits Eric's gut with a bat]
Eric: That tickles. Something's poking me. [Hyde pulls out an action figure] G.I. Joe! There you are.
Hyde: Wonder what else is in there.
Fez: Kelso! I thought you moved away.
Kelso: I've been living on crumbs.
[reality:]
Eric: All right, okay, laugh all you want. But all I see is a guy who doesn't have to get out of bed to go to the bathroom. And that's beautiful.