Fez: Well, guys, uh, just so you're up to speed... [smacks lips] I knew about the kiss all along. Eric told me. He made me his secret squirrel.
Donna: What? That dill-hole said I was the only one he told.
Fez & Hyde: Me too!
Eric: [returns] It was hilarious. You guys should've seen it. Kelso's foot got stuck in a gopher hole, and- and- Hey, w-w-why are you guys all looking at me like that?
Fez: I was your secret squirrel, you son of a bitch.
Hyde: Get him.