[fantasy:]
Eric: Please, Wanda, you don't have to boil me alive. Killing your cat was just a horrible accident.
Donna: I know, but I'm a witch. [thunderclap]
Eric: Dear God, why is a nice, sensitive guy like me dating a lying, manipulative witch like you?
Donna: Well, maybe it's because even witches have itches. [removes hat and cloak]
Eric: All is forgiven! [Donna dances]
[reality:]
Eric: God, why do all my stories end like that?
Fez: Don't stop. I like where you were going.