Kitty: Red, it's starting. It's starting.
Red: And press "record" and done! [sighs] We are now recording. Two hours from now, we'll be watching Roots.
Kitty: Well, I just- I just don't see why we can't watch it now like normal people.
Red: Kitty, we have a Betamax. We're better than normal people. So, what do you wanna do for the next two hours?
Kitty: Watch Roots.
[Red's chuckle turns to a groan as Kitty picks up the remote control]
Kitty: Fine. I'm gonna go make some instant pudding and you can't eat it for two hours.